Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Like my homegirl Doris, I just can't get enough of that white on white crime. Unicycles are for crackers!

3 Comments:

Blogger I'm a Mexi"can" said...

yeah, no self-respecting mexi-can would ever be caught on a use-less contraption such as a unicycle...
imagine trying to rob some fool, crime would just not be the same... not that the u.s. penitentiary system isn't already up to their eyeballs with mexicans... but we just are stupid enough to rob you and have our get away transportation be a fucking unicycle... come on...

5:07 PM

 
Blogger Ashy Larry said...

Doris and I grew up in the Marcy Projects together. This one time when we were smoking crack and shooting dice Doris went apeshit and started beating the shit out of Leonard Washington. She kept yelling "I am high on PCP!" and wouldn't stop punching Leonard in the head. I finally had to beat her over the head with a unicycle to get her off of Leonard. Damn, I feel bad about it since the girl has not been right in the head ever since. This explains her dislike for this particular mode of transportation. Thanks Doris for living up to the name of your blog!

5:13 PM

 
Blogger I'm a Mexi"can" said...

i should say, we AREN'T stupid enough, to hold you up on a unicycle... o.k. i have to get us away from these mexican stereo-types...

5:13 PM

 

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