Friday, January 27, 2006

This one time, I was high on PCP and crack and my body couldn't handle it. Doris nursed me back to health through feeding me a combination of weed, downers, and tequila. She just put that shit in a blender and told me to drink it. Three weeks later when I awoke from the coma, I felt good as new. Thanks Doris! For this, I will always think of her as my hispanic grandma :)

Thursday, January 26, 2006

"se oye mal pero descansa el animal"- que es???
yes, the all too familiar burp... i don't fucking know, i'm too freaking tired to get into shit right now...

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Like my homegirl Doris, I just can't get enough of that white on white crime. Unicycles are for crackers!

and another thing, what's with john creating an online cyber persona, akin to the mexican seinfeld? cause, really all this is a forum for me to procrastinate and talk out of my ass on everything from bra-less women to idiots on unicycles... really, why?

so what the fuck is up with freaking unicycles??? i don't fucking get that shit!!!